Corny Halloween Jokes to Frighten Up Your Night

Laugh Out Loud with These Spooky Puns

Get ready to tickle your funny bone with a collection of corny Halloween jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face. These puns and one-liners are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who needs a good laugh this spooky season.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!

What do you call a ghost with no legs?

A boo-tiful!

What do you call a vampire who loves to travel?

Count Dracula!

What do you call a skeleton who can't swim?

A sinker!

What do you call a pumpkin that's always late?

Fashionably gourd!

What do you call a witch's cat?

A purr-fect familiar!

What do you call a ghost that's always cold?

A boo-tiful!

What do you call a skeleton who's always happy?

A bone-afied clown!

Corny Halloween Jokes